September 2010
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air. you make it easy
maybe the best song ever....
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asher roth
They say it’s a cold world, yeah you got that right I almost packed it all in on the spot last night They want a killer instinct then I’m just that type But if the fight’s not mine, I won’t fight that fight Life without strugglin’, yeah right Make one mistake, won’t make that twice Out of sight, out of mind, find yourself out of time Buy your own pants,...
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jonwithabullet:
unknownskywalker:
Newly discovered planet may be first truly habitable exoplanet
A team of astronomers at the University of California, Santa Cruz, has announced the discovery of an Earth-size planet (three times the mass of Earth) orbiting a nearby star at a distance that places it squarely in the middle of the star’s “habitable zone,” where liquid water could exist on the...
Today Was All About Class
codyjohnston:
Jordan: Hey, Mr. Shit.
Jordan: I’m Mrs. Fart.
Cody: This is our son, Diarrhea.
Cody: Isn’t he puke?
Barack Obama on meeting Bob Dylan at the White...
ungeziefer:
Here’s what I love about Dylan: He was exactly as you’d expect he would be. He wouldn’t come to the rehearsal; usually, all these guys are practicing before the set in the evening. He didn’t want to take a picture with me; usually all the talent is dying to take a picture with me and Michelle before the show, but he didn’t show up to that. He came in and played “The Times They Are...
“almost all of these quotes are incorrect… plus, you missed all of the funny...”
– some random dude on the website i found the kenny powers quotes. well. the last one…all the others are legit :D
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“You wanna know about relationships? I know all there is to know. Just ask my...”
– Kenny Powers
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“If at first you don’t succeed, then maybe you just suck.”
– Kenny Powers
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Ever paid for sex
Kenny Powers’ motivational tape: A lot of people ask me, ‘Kenny Powers, you’re a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?’ And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it’s actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it...
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Rather serious
Terrence Cutler: Kenny, I’ve called you here for something rather serious and kind of sad. Coach Booth died this morning. They’re not sure, but they think he may have been taking too many of the pain pills the doctor gave him for his back. Kenny Powers: Shit, you can die from that?
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Finally
Clegg: Powers. Step into my office. Let’s do some blow. Kenny Powers: Finally, motherfucker.
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Full-Sized Balls
P.E. Kid: When you did steroids, did they make your balls shrink? Kenny Powers: Oh, you think that’s funny? How ‘bout I show you my balls right now and you can tell me if they shrunk, huh? No, for your information, I have full-size balls. Next question.
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“When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball. I was...”
– Kenny Powers
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Mongoloid Mike?
Kenny Powers: When we were kids, me and your Dad used to beat the shit out of these retard brothers that used live down the street from us. Hilarious! I mean this guy was the most ruthless one! Now, I’m sittin here, he’s got a family, nice shirt on. Cassie Powers: We try to teach our children not to make fun of others who are challenged. Kenny Powers: Mongoloid Mike? Is that what you...
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You're fucking out...
…I’m fucking in!
secretagtkelle:
I’m glad I’m not the only one paranoid about camera’s.
lol!!!
is that about anarchyandscotch’s post? i have the same paranoia. that’s why i make sure to disable my cam. i even check now and then. fucking things. how do they even work :D
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so i moved all my stuff
to the new place.
and there was still no electricity. if there isn’t any by tomorrow morning, i will have to unleash hell upon these bastards. i move in tomorrow, and i need this crap to work. i am not going to sit there in the dark. and even worse…i have mobile internet but without electricity my notebook is going to die on me within a matter of hours.
other than that…all...
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my hero
- when’s the next game coach?
- friday.
- see you dumb motherfuckers friday.
(rides off into the sunset)
kenny powers just effing rocks,
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i am so damn lazy / part two
see what i did there? i wrote “two”. so i cant be THAT lazy.
anyway.
i managed to pack up all the crap in the kitchen and the living-room. damn me for insisting that i have to have all my important books with me all the time. that’s close to 250 books. hardcovers only. these fucking things are heavy. i am not kidding you. they are HEAVY. i should know better, but i tried...
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Reblog if you would never reblog one of this...
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i know you've seen this before
and now enough is too much.
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so
today i got the keys to my new apartment.
i arranged for electricity, water and internet. now i have to go and pick out some furniture. all my stuff is in my other place 500km away. and i want to keep it there. it’s kind of a family retreat now. my mum goes there on weekends, my sisters and some friends have used it already too. it’s located 50 meters from the shore of lago di garda,...
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call me a perv.
i dont care.
but lois griffin is really, really hot…
…for a cartoon character.
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first tweet
i was curious about the first tweet ever.
turns out, the first tweets are deleted. but the oldest existing tweet, seems to be this one:
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http://twitter.com/jack/status/29
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The New Adventures of Hip Flexor, State Certified...
davio1962:
On an otherwise sunny day in The Big City, we find Hip Flexor hard at work in his lair (aka Flexor Holistic Healing Center). He steps into the waiting room and calls for his 9:30 appointment.
“Next!”
Mr. Goldfarbowitz hobbles into the back room. While Hip turns briefly to check the chart, Mr. Goldfarbowitz tosses his walker and quickly removes his old, Jewish man disguise to reveal...
yo. redjeep
welcome aboard. thx for following back.
i hope you know what you signed up for :)